- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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