- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

women's rights.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??