- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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