Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

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