Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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How you know when dislextic

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk die and find themselves standing before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Actually, that's just speculation. No one really knows what happens when you die. Most likely your consciousness simply stops, and you cease to exist, an eternity of oblivion. But most people can't face this possibility so we have made up comforting stories to attempt to ease our collective fear of death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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