- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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