why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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