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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Can anyone Lenin money?

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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