I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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