- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Women's rights.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Once, I went to Peru.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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