roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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womens rights

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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