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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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