- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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