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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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