- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??