- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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