What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter anyway because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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mexicans fishing

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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