- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

So FDR walks into a bar.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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