Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

brock has small hands for a small job

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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