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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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