- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Two baby seals walk into a club.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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