- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Bob Saget that is all

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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