oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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