How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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Women's rights

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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yolo your orange looks orange

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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