what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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