Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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a black guy hates chicken.

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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A jew enters a mall.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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Anti Joke

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