Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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hi charles lattuca III

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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Manchester City

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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