Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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