I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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