why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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