- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

why dont they make black forks

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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