- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

What's up? Your time.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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