- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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