- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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