You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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Robin, get in the car!

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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andrew wagner

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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