- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

knock knock... ...no answer

black chicken. kfc

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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