- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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