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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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