What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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