- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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