- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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