Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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