How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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