Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Woman rights.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

autistic kids rock

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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