What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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