MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Your Mom

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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Abortion.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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Anti Joke

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