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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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