- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Stephen Hawking

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

why is pie good. because it just is.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

bangers and mash?

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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