- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

whats white jizz

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

What do black people eat? Food.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

This is my favorite antijoke.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Women's rights.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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