- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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