What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Your mom is so old she died

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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