- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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