- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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