- Anti Joke

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese