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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

If i open this door you can go trough it

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Your gay

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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