Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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Bob Saget that is all

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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