- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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