- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

kennah campion... being nice

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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