guy walks into a bar, ouch

yolo your orange looks orange

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

I was watching Fox news.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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