- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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