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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

you suck

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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