one morning i turned on my tv

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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y u no like me joke?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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PENIS that is all

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