Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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