I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

your mum

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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