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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

i wonder who made this website? a human

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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