What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

European on my shoes, buddy.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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