- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

i killed my family

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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