- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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