- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

you will like this because i am black.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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