A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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This sentence is a lie.

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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