- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Women's rights

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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