- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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