- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

men's rights activists

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

I'm gay.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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