- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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