What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A baby seal walks into a club.

VITAMIN C!

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

were at work systems r down

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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