what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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what?

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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