- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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