Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Bob Saget that is all

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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