Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

lewis=cardiac

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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