- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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