A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

How come grilled cheese?

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

G:nock nock B:come in!

My three children are three big mistakes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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