- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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