what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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