"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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