- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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